"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
07/07/2017 at 17:30 • Filed to: police, nsw police, memes, social media
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"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
07/07/2017 at 17:30 • Filed to: police, nsw police, memes, social media | 6
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CB
> Urambo Tauro
07/07/2017 at 17:33 |
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Alternatively: “but everyone else is speeding? Why did you stop me?”
For Sweden
> Urambo Tauro
07/07/2017 at 17:36 |
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Askually, taxes are paid to the Crown, and the Crown pays for the police out of the goodness of the Queen’s heart.
Textured Soy Protein
> Urambo Tauro
07/07/2017 at 17:38 |
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I AM THE EXCEPTION TO THIS RULE!
I once got pulled over for using launch control, because in the time it took me to twiddle all the different buttons to engage launch control, I failed to notice a cop had pulled up to the intersection. I was doing about 80 in a 30 before I realized I was going way too fast, slowed down, and then noticed the cop behind me.
The cop asked me,
“So, what’s going on here?”
I replied,
“Have you ever heard of launch control?”
He joked that I should only do that kind of stuff out in the country, and I joked that then I’d get a ticket out there. He gave me a ticket for unreasonable and imprudent speed.
I went to the court date, pleaded not guilty, and when the city attorney asked me what I wanted, I said less points and a smaller fine, which they gave me. Done and done.
benjrblant
> Textured Soy Protein
07/07/2017 at 17:40 |
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So launch control 0-60 was really more like 30 seconds by the time you found the buttons?
MonkeePuzzle
> CB
07/07/2017 at 17:40 |
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cop: you ever go fishing
CB: ya
cop: you ever catch EVERY fish in the lake?
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MonkeePuzzle
> Textured Soy Protein
07/07/2017 at 17:41 |
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same/similar
cop: you know why I pulled you over?
monkee: I was speeding
cop: well... yes. umm, I’m writing you a warning
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CB
> MonkeePuzzle
07/07/2017 at 17:41 |
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“Yes, because mama didn’t raise a quitter. Go get ‘em, champ.”
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MonkeePuzzle
> For Sweden
07/07/2017 at 17:42 |
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Strange women lying in ponds distributing speeding tickets is no basis for a system of government
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Textured Soy Protein
> benjrblant
07/07/2017 at 17:47 |
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Technically I did all the button pushing while the light was still red.
DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
> benjrblant
07/07/2017 at 17:59 |
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This should be how zero to sixty times are recorded from now on. It’s like a LeMans start.
LongbowMkII
> MonkeePuzzle
07/07/2017 at 18:13 |
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If I could see and pick every fish you’d be damn sure I got the biggest one
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MonkeePuzzle
> LongbowMkII
07/07/2017 at 18:50 |
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sure, but cops are fat and slow, so they go for the weakest speeder in the herd, not the fastest speeder
arl
> MonkeePuzzle
07/07/2017 at 18:54 |
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I told you, we’re an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as sort of executive officer for the week but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs but by a two thirds majority in the case of more...
jimz
> arl
07/07/2017 at 19:38 |
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SHUT UP!
carcrasher88
> Urambo Tauro
07/07/2017 at 19:48 |
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One and a half memes in one. The blue has the Mocking Spongebob spelling, but lacking the image.