NSW Police Meme Patrol Strikes Again

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
07/07/2017 at 17:30 • Filed to: police, nsw police, memes, social media

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DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! CB > Urambo Tauro
07/07/2017 at 17:33

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Alternatively: “but everyone else is speeding? Why did you stop me?”


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Urambo Tauro
07/07/2017 at 17:36

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Askually, taxes are paid to the Crown, and the Crown pays for the police out of the goodness of the Queen’s heart.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Urambo Tauro
07/07/2017 at 17:38

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I AM THE EXCEPTION TO THIS RULE!

I once got pulled over for using launch control, because in the time it took me to twiddle all the different buttons to engage launch control, I failed to notice a cop had pulled up to the intersection. I was doing about 80 in a 30 before I realized I was going way too fast, slowed down, and then noticed the cop behind me.

The cop asked me, 

“So, what’s going on here?”

I replied,

“Have you ever heard of launch control?”

He joked that I should only do that kind of stuff out in the country, and I joked that then I’d get a ticket out there. He gave me a ticket for unreasonable and imprudent speed.

I went to the court date, pleaded not guilty, and when the city attorney asked me what I wanted, I said less points and a smaller fine, which they gave me. Done and done.


Kinja'd!!! benjrblant > Textured Soy Protein
07/07/2017 at 17:40

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So launch control 0-60 was really more like 30 seconds by the time you found the buttons?


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > CB
07/07/2017 at 17:40

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cop: you ever go fishing

CB: ya

cop: you ever catch EVERY fish in the lake?


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Textured Soy Protein
07/07/2017 at 17:41

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same/similar

cop: you know why I pulled you over?

monkee: I was speeding

cop: well... yes. umm, I’m writing you a warning


Kinja'd!!! CB > MonkeePuzzle
07/07/2017 at 17:41

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“Yes, because mama didn’t raise a quitter. Go get ‘em, champ.”


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > For Sweden
07/07/2017 at 17:42

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Strange women lying in ponds distributing speeding tickets is no basis for a system of government


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > benjrblant
07/07/2017 at 17:47

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Technically I did all the button pushing while the light was still red.


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > benjrblant
07/07/2017 at 17:59

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This should be how zero to sixty times are recorded from now on. It’s like a LeMans start.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > MonkeePuzzle
07/07/2017 at 18:13

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If I could see and pick every fish you’d be damn sure I got the biggest one


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > LongbowMkII
07/07/2017 at 18:50

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sure, but cops are fat and slow, so they go for the weakest speeder in the herd, not the fastest speeder


Kinja'd!!! arl > MonkeePuzzle
07/07/2017 at 18:54

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I told you, we’re an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as sort of executive officer for the week but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs but by a two thirds majority in the case of more...


Kinja'd!!! jimz > arl
07/07/2017 at 19:38

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SHUT UP!


Kinja'd!!! carcrasher88 > Urambo Tauro
07/07/2017 at 19:48

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One and a half memes in one. The blue has the Mocking Spongebob spelling, but lacking the image.